Connexion.org Buys godhatesfags.com

Connexion announced today that it was buying godhatesfags.com. Judith Martin-Smith, director of acquisitions, negotiated the purchase. "This really expands our audience. The existing Connexion site really didn't appeal to the fag hating, bigoted, anti-semite demographic," she said. In fact, the purchase increases Connexion's reach by over 50% (see sidebar). Analysts agree that this was a bold move for Connexion. In a phone call earlier this week Peggy Parker of Goldman Sachs said it "was the smartest thing they've done since Q & Q given the stagnation in the gay dating market. Now that gays can get married in Canada and four US states the dating market has really dried up." "I didn't want to sell," said Fred Phelps. "It cannot be gotten for gold, neither shall silver be weighed for the price thereof. [Job 28:15]," he added. "But the sodomites gave use a really sweet price. Now they can burn in hell and we don't have to soil our hands on the blasphemous internet." When asked why Connexion would take such a radical turn after years of supporting the LGBT community, Tim Gill, founder of Connexion and the Gill Foundation, said "Hey, it's all about the money. We have plenty of crap - I mean fine quality products - we can sell on godhatesfags.com. The income from Ann Coulter books alone could triple our profit." The price for the acquisition was not disclosed but knowledgeable sources indicated that it was purchased for a flock of goats and three breeding cattle.

Increased Reach for Connexion Connexion's acquisition of godhatesfags.com has the potential to increase it's reach by over 50%. Web traffic data courtesy of Alexa.com.